Yes, Happy us finishing 3 scoops of icecream. Next challenge, 20 scoops ok? :D

Five buckaroos for unlimited scoops of icecream! Only available at the Holland V Swensen's outlet! YAM ICECREAM OWNS.

Jingadingaling's so poor thing. Yes, That's right. That's what cramps do to you. Bend double in front of teachers. HAHA (:

Glor says I'm slow. WHEREGOT?!

At least I'm sharing, unlike someone. Haha.

Anyway, GO THIS SITE. UBER FUNNY.

http://studentssketchpad.blogspot.com/2005/07/feminazic-rgs-girl.html
http://studentssketchpad.blogspot.com/2005/07/evil-scgs-girl.html
Credit, brudder! -payce.

Things I did this weekend. Tennis! (Btw, I lost to my granddad cos he's good, not cos I'm lousy hokay. There's a difference! Major difference :b)

Someone should report me to the SPCA. 8 years still in the small tiny container. Last time so small, house look damn big. Now no space must live on top of one another. And the dustbin!!! Okay, I'm guilty as charged ):

Turtle Hump! Okay, they're both the same gender so dont have to worry about offsprings (my bad. i dont know male/female hahaha)

Turtle Thought: 8 years. At long last, freedom!

Oh, in case you were wondering. I keep fishes too. Used to. haha, till they all decided to abandon me to meet their maker. :b Their fault, not mine.

Turtle Power!

It's a loooooong hard road without euu by my side ):

Yo. Whatcha lookin' at prick?

These past few days r0xx00RZzZ. Netball Carn was a blast! Though I couldn't play, I lubb my class very very much <3<3 Okay, you want an update, I'll give you an update! (: My grams are back from Sydney! :D:D:D

BTW, Juliana Theory and Thrice pwns. :D I know I'm emo kid. Haha, please remind me to bring eyedrops for farewell assembly. Just in case my tear ducts malfunction that day. Oh must watch One Tree Hill, season finales always make me cry. Wuss =
P.S Amelia, BOOGER PARTY!(:

Pictures below show my very desperate attempts to procrastinate. (hist essay on arab-israeli conflict. wtf, am I pro Arab or pro Israel? Help, anyone?)

Oh, I'm queen of tikam. Chem and Drugs, I bluffed my way through and was [ ] this close to getting fullmarks (yeah right.) Oh well, doubt my Med Bio had such luck. Pfft.

Matriculation Day. My second home LOR.

We were the Champions, my friend. Haha, Queen of My heart :D

Our class's damn cool, we've got...

The smartypants.

Da Bimb? Bimb wha? Bimb-Os!!!

And of course, the COOL ones. Wazzup dooooods!?

Brudder! <3

Honey, Da Babes Got Back

Ya ain't gonna get past us.

netballers unite and show our might pleh. haha

four oh five;

We've got the whole world under our feet (:

Five for FIGHTING.

5 toes, one SOUL.

imma take math, chem, bio, econs fo' shizzle now. no more fickle minded me -humphs.

ME IS GONNA START A REVOLUTION. IM GONNA START PIGGING OUT NOW NOW NOW. SEE ME WITHOUT FOOD FOR 0.3343424 SEC? PLS OFFER ME SOME.

fank you.

invasion of the resh

i am sitting here starving now cuz stupid pokhead of a bong refuses to go eat with me. she's doing MATH!! which she wont stop for her dear friend (me!!!).. humph.
ok apart from that im just bored and invading her blog now. so wad do i type here? hmmm bong says i should copliment her so fine i shall attempt to do that...
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ok ive tried but there's nothing nice for me to say that isnt a lie so there i shall be quiet. a first!
anyway did u know that she's in love with michelle wie and fann wong and felicia chin and who-noes-who else.. too many to keep track off. new one everyday! haiz i told you she was hopeless.
oh yes bong is also going to china at the end of the year..like she isnt "cheena" enough but yea, its meant to teach her PR skills i think? good, she needs it. only too bad she's going to an all-girls' school which means ZERO cute guys. haiz nvm i shall send her pics of some hot person everyday..probably keep her sane
ok ok im terribly hungry and since im a horrid blogger i shall valiantly take my leave. toodles!!

Ding dong bell,
Pussy in the well,
If you dont like it,
Go to hell.

nice?

THE ATTACK OF THE FURBALLS!

I see you looking at me, like I'm some kind of freak

I tell you, Dolce&Gabanna so cute. (i dont care, im gonna call em that)

weiwei and her hamster.

Yes, I can do the hi-i-am-very-friendly-do-you-wanna-be-my-friend? face very well. I am not scared of hamsters hokay.

iPod. 15,000 songs. 25,000 photos. 150 hours of video. One lucky pocket.

As Moni would go... "ORGASM!!!" hahaha.
Yours truly's gonna become a babysitter. Price negotiable (dependent on subject). I, Need, Moolah.
Ain't gonna be lonely on bus rides from Bishan to Bukit Timah no more. This, is what I need.
Santa?

 

Oh bother. The juniors are really way outta hand. They actually rolled their eyes at us, and called the sec4s bitches?! I feel like giving them one tight slap across their face =\ Sometimes, you just gotta know where's your place in school man. In other words, situation awareness dickheads! So pissifying. Cos I was at Val's then linked here and there and ended up at this Sec Two's blog. After reading, I think my blood pressure prolly shot sky high =\ =\ =\. @%#$%#$%#!@#$

My back hurts like crap now. Sun Burnt. So my Ass, is pretty much.. like how the baboon's ass looks like. I tried tanning yesterday, cos must get ready for prom what right? Then my back tan so damn ugly (stupid jersey we wear lah). Yes, I was happily tanning away (have I told you, every single time i try to tan, someone takes my sunshine away ): ) Anyway, I was on the float bed thingum, then I was thinking "Okay, tan 30mins can already. Later become Lobster, tmr got school" So... I was happily floating about until yours truly...

FELL ASLEEP!

@#$@$@$% It was an hour later that I woke up. Cos it started drizzling (like, wth). Then again, thank gooodness. If not, I would have tanned my back for like 2452545 hours. Then tmr you can see a half roasted pig walking around in school.

Very Pain. There's a price to pay for vanity. No pain, no gain Right.

Have I told you how much I l-o-v-e Biology? Disections are so neat! And the retarded things we're made to do. In conjunction with the "Appreciate-your-joints" Week, Ms Glo_ia Ong has kindly offered to model for us.

that's right. show me some <3

Try doing anything at all without joints. resh and Glor were made to walk down steps and up again. HAHHAHAHAHa. Total zombies. Seriously, we should have taped those classic moments! We made them lie down and Resh couldn't get up HAHA (pats, tall people at disadvantage lah right?). I had fun bullying her too, cos she couldn't run. NYEH.

"What did bone 1 say to bone 2?"

"I'll meet you at the joint"

So... not funny.

Sigh. Physics or Bio for JC? dilemma ):

Need I say more? :D

Ben

The Legends. Hip-hop :D

Rat Dissection for Medical Bio today. I'm still feeling a tad tramautised. Poor thingums <3 It's a white rat damn you. ):

It's so... alive

Staplegunned right to the ground

Here we go

That's gotta hurt.

Under my skin.

Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal

And let them rest in pieces

I think I should learn from Widget pongsy. Type entries in point form, so much more convenient for incoherrent people like me. Okay to summarize (eh my summary very good one okay!)

1) The karma has been broken. No I didnt not fail my chinese compo for the 4th time in a row
2) My chinese is somewhere in the dumps. gotta locate and do some serious damage control before 31st Oct
3) I'm still residing underground. Things are fetch here, 'cept for the noisy MRT trains =4) Mrs Ho's leaving. I think I kinda teared when she announced that. I'm sucha wussy. But she's so nice. I hate to see dedicated teachers leave. I'm gonna miss her very very very much
5) Adyani left. I didn't manage to say goodbye. Didn't really get to know her these 2years. I guess, knowing everyone well isnt exactly possible. I'll always remember her for her sweet birthday message and her smile that brightens up my day :D
6) Friday, went shopping with Resh for prom. Window shopped. Bought Bro pencil case which i thought was totally fetch
7) But he didn't like it. Cos he's gay and loves Hamtaro (i'm just kidding, i love him lah)
8) I like Echo (perfume). Imma get it soon, maybe?
9) Red L niao-ed us for being 59secs late for hist on Fri read: "Wah, shop until dont wannt come back already ah?"
10) Janell roxxors. Spraybottle dood.
11) I like wearing hole-y shirts. Makes me feel holy -prances about with my halo. Mom said I used to have this uber hole-y Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shirt I adore when I was young. I was wearing it almost every other day. Then one day, she decided it was too tattered to be worn any longer, so she dumped it to the maid to use it as rag awww my shirt! ): So I had to creep to the maids' room to retrieve my treasure. Yeah, and I wore it the next day (when it was already used to wipe godknowswhat shits). I'm so grosssentimental. Uh huh.
12) I realise alot of people live near me. Like Nodday, Nat and today.. Sumin (?) yeah. Take same bus all the way. Now I'm lonely no more
13) I wont be going to china after all! One month there can kill okay. Cos Beijing very cold, and I have absolutely zilch body heat. So Daddy scared my ears drop off while I'm there or something. Then Shanghai cannot also, cos they speak dialect there. Unless I practise charades now... if not, i'll be lost in translation Hah. Then he said I'll probably not survive there (literally). Me and my mouth, surely kena shot =\ I'm too young to die. I dont really wanna live six feet under for good. Thank you.
14) Today tennis lesson one-on-one. Adrian only brought Prince raquet. Might be getting O3/ Shark series. The one Maria Sharapova used (haha, I think I only know her, Federer and Roddick. Yes you caught me, I dont watch tennis=\) But I like Wilson ncodes. Rarh. steffie! I wanna try yours :D
15) Then shopping after tuition. WHEE. Tiantian's bullshit rarh.
16) I love my cousins alot.<3
17) Oh yah, while shopping today, got some model fashion show thang going on in Taka. Models are like, h-a-w-t. -drools.
18) Shall continue window shopping tmr.


I know my summary rocks. 18 points. Give me full marks for content :D Thank you.

-crawls up from grave. Hi there, my fellow earthlings. Yes, I am currently 170cm underground. I am contactable, thanks to my wireless lappy and uh, cellphone. So, any juicy gossips, please make sure I know. Being underground is pretty boring. Made some friends though, like Mrs Earthworm, Ms Beatle and Sir DungBeetle. They're quite hip, well at least they dont hafta go through the nervewrecking seconds before receiving the damn papers. Uh, tmr got chink. Might hafta dig myself outta this craphole. Oh yeah, some one please kidnap Alessandra Ambrosio? I want her to keep me company in my grave:D Qin Shi Huang(?) had like dont-know-how-many terricotta warriors buried with him. I only need one. Her. Shouldn't Be That Tough Right? Well, can't give you anything in return. Mm, a trip round my humble abode 170cm underground? It a pretty cosy place ok. Great for self meditation (:

Yo ma homies. While the rest of the world's busy preparing aka muggin aka burying themselves in books, for their up and coming tests. I have, started digging my grave just 5 mins ago, thanks to the gentle reminder of gl_ria ong. Mmhm, hope your stiches go well tmr yeah? Yes, so, my grave's gonna be more than 6 feet deep (damn how deep's that?) Okay, nevermind. I shall use the Queen's metric system. I have, upon detailed calculation, decided that my grave will be 1.7_cm deep. Ha, Guess :b. Yes, so while people bury in books, I shall lie in my grave and rest in peace. I need someone to fill up my grave for me, any volunteers?

Estimated time of death: 1115 hrs? Flower wraths (exotic flowers please) and many sugar doughnuts are much appreciated.

P.S Burn my result slips for me as well will ya?

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Right. Gotta get this off my chest. Britney's PHAT, totally. She DA bomb dood. Been watching her MTVS. Ohh, momma.

Oh yeah, for wanksters wannabes like yours truly, try out this site

PEACE OUT.

"A lot of people have asked me whether I'm embarassed to be one year behind the rest of my peers --it's as good as being retained in JC1. I think it's a nonissue. What's there to feel bad about? I fell ill this year, and I had to rest --and that's reason enough for my not going back to school. Afterall, I've always believed that if a person has 70 years to live, what's one or two years? I don't see why I should hurry. To quote a good friend of mine --"when it comes to education, I always take the scenic route." Yes, I'm slowing down, catching my breath, admiring the scenery while strolling to the finishing line. It's quite uplifting. I realise that in life, you don't have to answer to anyone except yourself. It doesn't matter how fast you run, it's finishing the race that counts.Close your eyes, breathe in the fresh air, recharge yourself, and go. Feed your faith, and your doubts will starve to death. Let's take one day at a time; one step at a time. It's only when you slow down, that you will see the little things in life that really matter. It's the little things in life that determine the big things. Like my dad said --"休息， 是为了要走更远的路。" " - kudos to my friend sAm.

Thought provoking, well after all it's the Get-Back-Results Week. Think that I've gotten over the phase of trying to be the top (but failing miserably) phase pretty long ago. It kinda irritates me when people whine and rattle on how Person got higher than her, or like Damn-I-Didn't-Get-My-4.0-GPA . I'm tired of all those crap, it's getting into me, and I can see myself becoming one of them bit by bit. Then I question myself, maybe I never did let that go huh. No. Give me anything, I'm satisfied with my 3.6/4.0.

Does it really matter that much? So yeah, you do well in studies, straight As and all... What does that make of you? Just another "Ace Student" perhaps. This world is sick. Grades are like, everything. Oh wait, scratch that. MY world is sick. And I'm helplessly stuck in it. Trying to keep my head above waters, going along with the flow. Stupid, and so?

Do you want to be a distinguished mediocre, or just-another-gifted-kid?

Today, dissected chicken wing. Bet you never know chicken wings can be that cool. Gotta massage your chicken baby! :D Tennis after that, sucked like mad. Totally have no flair for the game whatsoever. Then went to Fareast to get something :D:D:D:D:D:D Hip-Hop classes after that. WOOHOO.

Hip hop class's like ___________________ this fun! :D funfunfunfunFUNFUNFUN! Whoever said chuw_en can't dance can go slap yourself and bang your head on the wall. THIS INSTANT. Yes, shame on you. This girl here has got the potential baby. She's got the groove, and the move, and her mojo. Yeah, she's a total master in tangling her legs up and doing those cool psychomoto (?) moves. She thinks that right is left, and left is right. She drives you crazy.

So bottom line is... I DIDNT EMBARRASS MYSELF THAT MUCH. Can't wait for the next lesson hee. The instructor's C-U-T-E. And great bod too. Dancer what, not those lean guys, but got well defined/toned muscular body. Hurr.

I feel enriched, dontcha agree?

Oh, something worth mentioning, I really hate/loathe/condemn those terrorist out there. Surely there's another way to get the world's attention other than to take innocent lives, no? Bali's sucha gorgeous place. Jimbaran beach and Koto were simply breathtaking. I was there, last year. And now, it's defaced, and more than just a bloodbath. Restless souls roaming around, what have the Balinese done to deserve such injustice?! They're wonderful people. Pretty people with a great heart to boost. Rarh. It's so frustrating to see misery and atrocity repeat itself time and time again. those people are really outta their minds. And seeing them, having the audacity to commit such a sin just makes me sick in the stomach and downright flabbergasted. To think Bali was just picking up the pieces left behind from the last bomb blast 3years ago. Now they're back to square one. I just pray that they'll hold strong, and bounce back from the mess, tougher than before.

Hang in there, the world has got your back (:

Hold on, if you feel like letting go
Hold on, it gets better than you know

Ok, lotsa things to update y'all. Got alot of nice blog reads lately. Some thrashy, some pretty thought provoking ones too. Anw, yest tian came over. Did our lit and watched one tree hill plus a lil bit of The Longest Yard. Wanted her to watch The Cave with me at first cos it's horror and i'm a total wussy when it comes to thrillers =\ I was so engrossed in the nathan/lucas one-on-one match that I dragged Tian along to reenact the scene with me. Needless to say, the pro Nathan's yours truly :D:D haha. She shall be condemned cos she was insulting my darling James Lafferty throughout. RAWR. In any case, I was my own commentator slash actor slash player slash fan slash cheerleader. So we didnt manage to play tennis cos the neighbours were using the courts ahh ack. Tennis can wait for next week haha. Our pretty caps :D This weekened, I barely played tennis. ):

So later on in the night, my dad and I went to the driving range to WHACK SOME BALLS! Got my first Golf Lesson from him. Maybe, just maybe, golf aint that bad after all. I like seeing my golf balls fly high and away into the night sky :D But I gotta tell ya, it'll take me a gazillion years before i'm qualified to even set foot on the golf course. Shld learn to be satisfied with whacking golf balls bummer =

Pro in the making alright :D

Okay, first of, sorry for that overly-angsty post on a FRIDAY night. I must have really lost it heh. On a lighter note, today's the slackest Saturday ever.

1) No tennis lesson (boohoo ):)
2) No Piano :D:D:D:D x940293840294
3) Chen got moved up by 1.5hrs :D:D

Yes. I woke up early, (I do wake up early, though not very often, but I do). Yes, then found out that tennis lesson got cancelled. Being the devoted tennis player that I am, I refuse to accept the fact that I have been denied the chance to play tennis on a Saturday morning, so the disillusioned me decided to beg every single member of my family to play with me.

me: Daddy, play tennis with me!
Dad: Going out, go ask Uncle Steve.

me: Uncle Steve, play tennis with me!
Uncle Steve: I'm eating my breakfast, and I'm gonna cut my toenails later (?!?!)
me (think): Okay, I take that as a no ):

me: Jj, play tennis with me!
Jj: Watching cartoon lah!

-looks at mom, okay, NEVERMIND.

So, still refusing to snap outta my state of self-denial, I played... against the wall. That's when hell broke loose and tennis balls started flying everywhere. Wheres the control man, wheres the control. -sigh. I think the real exercise came from trying to hunt for tennis balls, instead of hitting against the wall rarh.

Then I went to swim. Okay not really. Too tired, so I just lay on the float thingum, AND FELL ASLEEP. So nice okay, I was dreaming bay-watch style, with some hamsum guy saving this faceless woman (whom I believe to be me :D). Haha. Yes, And I got tan in the meanwhile.

Rest of the day, not that significant. Other than laoshi giving us Children's Day presents :D Been going to her ever since Primary Two, I'll really miss her when I leave in a couple of lesson's time -sniffs. Rachel e brought another aviators. Ooh, talking bout that, I have an epiphany! I suit big shadies more. those that'll cover half my face type. HAHA. Yes, shadies here I come.

I need to find a tanning suit for myself soon. In case I fall asleep in the pool next week, heh.

Tiantian reminded me, 1 mth till Chi O's. -shudders.

tell me, how you expect me to get my A1 with him around. Where's laoshi <3?

And he flaunts his English like 234234 in one sentence. He drones like mad and all we do is.. ZZZZ and more zZZzz

P.S I'm damn scared for my Chinese Prelims cos he's marking it but I dont think he's marking it the right way. I mean, he gives like 20/70 for zuowens... to students who usually score 55 and above? Ridiculous. Plus, Tian just told me that he told her class, getting 15/16's (upon 25 mind you) is very high for suoduanchangwen already. Tian's in shang ban. What will become of my class? I fear for my paper ):

My school just bought 20 of these, for us to use. How cool's that. Haven't I told you, anything white is c-o-o-l-i-o.

Too bad Mac's not user friendly. Took my like 20mins to figure out the basics =\

I, don't know why I miss you so much