-crawls up from grave. Hi there, my fellow earthlings. Yes, I am currently 170cm underground. I am contactable, thanks to my wireless lappy and uh, cellphone. So, any juicy gossips, please make sure I know. Being underground is pretty boring. Made some friends though, like Mrs Earthworm, Ms Beatle and Sir DungBeetle. They're quite hip, well at least they dont hafta go through the nervewrecking seconds before receiving the damn papers. Uh, tmr got chink. Might hafta dig myself outta this craphole. Oh yeah, some one please kidnap Alessandra Ambrosio? I want her to keep me company in my grave:D Qin Shi Huang(?) had like dont-know-how-many terricotta warriors buried with him. I only need one. Her. Shouldn't Be That Tough Right? Well, can't give you anything in return. Mm, a trip round my humble abode 170cm underground? It a pretty cosy place ok. Great for self meditation (: